An Admission of Guilt

First off, I would like to apologize because I don't know how to use this blog. Sure, I am submitting a post, and by all means this will look like a functional blog, but I don't have a clue what I am doing; I really don't care enough to personalize it - which is an admission of guilt.

Second, I've written some pieces that can be called 'total shit.'

Might I add, I'm not really proofreading this to the best of my abilities. As unprofessional as that may seem, I'm not a professional -

Yes, some of these pieces may suck, so if you have read anything you deem to be shit, then leave a comment that says 'I can't believe I fucking read this because it sucks.' I sympathize, sort of. If it is actually a piece I am proud of - bullshit; I like any kind of feedback. So comment away. I'm not expecting much traffic to this blog, so anything is better than nothing.

Tell your friends if you do visit this blog. If all else fails, you could probably turn this into some sort of drinking game. How about that? I'm totally going to leave that aspect of it up to you, but if you manage to create a drinking game out of my blog, I would love to hear about it.

So this is the first post, hooray. Welcome...