Guide to Reading This Blog

1. The creator would like to ask a few questions, if you are in fact reading this:

"Why are you reading this?"

A fair question, the creator thinks. He understands that he has put this blog on the internet for all to see, but he is leery, in the sense that he is not a published author, or even a well known writer - posing the question above. Although, he does think it is cool if you stumble upon his blog and decide to read its contents.

"Do you have friends?"

The creator thinks that if you are taking the time to read this, you might not have many friends. Which is not to say that you aren't popular; but were simply attracted to the blog because of the title - The Befuddled Work of Strange Times - which, in the opinion of the creator, is a potentially reasonable explanation.

"Isn't there a better way to spend your time?"

The creator would like to say that he laughs at people who say that they are bloggers - thus making him a hypocrite, but wishes to say he doesn't care. There are many things that the creator can think of that people could do instead of reading blogs (although he wishes you read his blog):

- Put your clothes on backwards
- Bang kitchen utensils on hardwood or marble surfaces
- Put toilet paper down the garbage disposal
- Throw tomatoes at house cats
- Write a letter to your local congressman wishing that he/she too, could have an extramarital affair and resulting scandal
- Scavenge through a forest, collect organic material, and smoke it

Obviously, there are many things that the creator hopes you would do instead of taking the time to read - gasp - a blog.

But in the event that you are not deterred, the creator now wishes to tell you this:

2. The order in which one should read the postings of the blog:

The creator thinks that you should go over to the archives and choose for yourself what you want to read. The creator says that this is not Russia, and that there are such things as 'civil liberties.' Although, the creator is saddened by the disintegration of the Soviet Union, even though he was not alive at that point in time.

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The creator would like to let you know that the quote above, is purely for his enjoyment.

The creator is now deciding that it is time to stop writing the farcical guide, in which he believes this is.

If you are reading this, the creator says, God bless you - but would like to let you know that he is not that religious. But he wishes you well, and is now, done.